"Two dry Sticks will burn a green..." - Quote by Benjamin Franklin

“Sloth and Silence are a Fool's Virtues”

“Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.”

“O Lazy bones! Dost thou think God would have given thee arms and legs, if he had not design'd thou should'st use them?”

“The Power of WHO provides great lessons about how to succeed in business and in life. If you surround yourself with quality people and great friends, the sky's the limit.”

“There are people who would never have been in love, had they never heard love spoken of.”

“All music is rehash. There are only a few notes. Just variations on a theme. Try to tell the kids in the Seventies who were screaming to the Bee Gees that their music was just The Beatles redone. There is nothing wrong with the Bee Gees.”

“In the mouth of Society are many diseased teeth, decayed to the bones of the jaws. But Society makes no effort to have them extracted and be rid of the affliction. It contents itself with gold fillings.”

“All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world”

“I think I can say, and say with pride, that we have some legislatures that bring higher prices than any in the world.”