"I thought about how mothers feed their..." - Quote by George Carlin

“To me, smoking pot meant sitting with a newspaper on my legs, rolling the seeds down, pulling the twigs out and finally producing a perfectly cylindrical, absolutely wonderful joint that you either locked at both ends or pinched off, or pinched at one end and left open at the other.”

“I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.”

“Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.”

“If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.”

“It must be the Brit in me, because I like animals.”

“When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.”

“Every day look at a beautiful picture, read a beautiful poem, listen to some beautiful music, and if possible, say some reasonable thing.”

“Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.”

“Above all, we are coming to understand that the arts incarnate the creativity of a free people.”