"If you can't handle me at my..." - Quote by Marilyn Monroe
If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell shouldn't schedule a meeting with me before 10am.
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“It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others.”
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.”
“All things in this creation exist within you and all things in you exist in creation; there is no border between you and the closest things, and there is no distance between you and the farthest things, and all things, from the lowest to the loftiest, from the smallest to the greatest, are within you as equal things.”