"I bowled a 129... It was like..." - Quote by Barack Obama

“My second piece of advice is to stay global. As the world continues to change and we become more connected to each other, globalization will bring both benefits and disruptions to our lives. But either way, it's here, and it's not going away.”

“You know, sometimes I'll go to an 8th-grade graduation and there's all that pomp and circumstance and gowns and flowers. And I think to myself, it's just 8th grade ... An 8th-grade education doesn't cut it today. Let's give them a handshake and tell them to get their butts back in the library!”

“I think that where I've gotten frustrated during the course of my presidency has never been because I was getting pushed too hard by activists to see the justness of a cause or the essence of an issue.”

“What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.”

“If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.”

“It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.”

“International football is the continuation of war by other means.”

“In an individual sport, yes, you have to win titles. Baseball's different. But basketball, hockey? One person can control the tempo of a game, can completely alter the momentum of a series. There's a lot of great individual talent.”

“Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.”