"Looking back, I realize that my life..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Rhetoric paints with a broad brush.”

“Valentine's Day is devoted to love. Why don't we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o'clock news.”

“Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.”

“I'm not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me.”

“Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.”

“Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.”

“I did not even finish my studies”

“I believe that one can never leave home. I believe that one carries the shadows, the dreams, the fears and the dragons of home under one's skin, at the extreme corners of one's eyes and possibly in the gristle of the earlobe.”

“As for drugs - well, Gates was certainly not unusual there. Marijuana was the pharmaceutical of choice.”