"Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.”

“Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.”

“We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.”

“My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.”

“Some civil servants are neither servants nor civil.”

“Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds”

“I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win.”

“I love everything about hockey.”

“In my heart, I am always a Raider.”