"Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip..." - Quote by George Carlin
Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
More by George Carlin
“One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.”
“There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.”
“All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.”
More on Self Help
“If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?”
“Art is the set of wings to carry you out of your own entanglement.”
“To help other people, you've got to be able to help yourself. You go to a psychiatrist, and they're on this Prozac, Effexor, and antidepressants, you may have picked the wrong person. If you go to somebody who's broke who's selling you financial services, that might not be a good thing. You go to somebody who's fat to help you lose weight... And a lot of people ironically do these types of things.”
More on Guilt
“Only that which makes you feel bad after doing is immoral.”
“That was the dirty secret associated with her past. Not that she'd been abused but that somehow she felt that she deserved it because she'd let it happen. Even now, it shamed her, and there were times when she felt hideously ugly, as though the scars that had been left behind were visible to everyone.”
“Few men would dare to read their own autobiography if all their deeds were recorded in it; few can look back upon their entire career without a blush.”