"It was soon noticed that when ever..." - Quote by George Orwell

“In philosophy, or religion, or ethics, or politics, two and two might make five, but when one was designing a gun or an aeroplane they had to make four.”

“The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”

“No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy.”

“I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."”

“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”

“I have a business appointment that I am anxious... to miss.”

“I decline to go fox hunting (nor did she want her sons William and Harry to be involved in hunting).”

“Nothing in Man is either worse or better for being shared with the beasts.”

“not all bears have their own television series. Some of them are unemployed wild animals.”