"Is there another word for synonym?..." - Quote by George Carlin

“And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National”

“There is a core of loneliness. It's partly existential. Secondly, I was raised a loner. My parents were not there. My father was asked to leave because he couldn't metabolize ethanol. Actually, my mother ran away with us when I was 2 months old and my brother was 5. Real dramatic stuff: down the fire escape, through backyards. So, I sort of raised myself. I was alone a lot and I invented myself - I lived through the radio and through my imagination.”

“All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.”

“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”

“For me, being literate and articulate is a form of judo, of overcoming the [system] by its own method.”

“Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”

“[My grandmother] is a typical white person.”

“People say that about me, that I apparently buy houses near every boy I like — that’s a thing that I apparently do. If I like you I will apparently buy up the real-estate market just to freak you out so you leave me.”