"Two days overdue, THE WORLD'S WORK has..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“When you catch an adjective, kill it.”

“It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.”

“Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.”

“Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.”

“Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.”

“Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.”

“Like a lot of us, sometimes I'm preaching to the choir, and sometimes my voice doesn't even get heard at all. Sometimes I think that what I'm writing now might not even have an impact for the next three or four generations. Sometimes I sit there and write, and I think, "It'll be two hundred years before they get what I'm writing about."”

“If you are not willing to own a stock for 10 years, do not even think about owning it for 10 minutes.”

“Ultimately, every great endeavor consists of many little steps.”