"Government is like a baby. An alimentary..." - Quote by Ronald Reagan
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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“I will stand on, and continue to use, the figures I have used, because I believe they are correct. Now, I'm not going to deny that you don't now and then slip up on something; no one bats a thousand.”
“There are no degrees of honesty.”
“Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.”
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“I am not anti-English, I am not anti-British, I am not anti-any Government, but I am anti-untruth, anti-humbug and anti-injustice.”
“If a tax hike makes it to my desk, I'll veto it in less time than it takes Vanna White to turn the letters V-E-T-O!”
“Hatred plays the same part in government as acid in chemistry.”
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“Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.”
“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.”
“I can cope with nine of them, so they ought to be able to stand one of me. They could end the tiresomeness and stubbornness by giving me what I want.”