"I have little feet because nothing grows..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“When I'm home, I spend Sunday with my husband. If we're not cooking, we travel around in our camper, stop at fast-food restaurants, and picnic. We love that stuff that will harden your arteries in a hurry.”

“I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that.”

“I used to try to write a song a day. I've been so busy lately.”

“The Japanese tend to be far more co-operative and docile and group-oriented. It would be easier to get the entire population of Tokyo to wear matching outfits than to get any two randomly selected Americans to agree on pizza toppings.”

“My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.”

“A German joke is no laughing matter.”

“I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.”

“To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.”

“I'm very short, so I just have to watch my weight because I have a big appetite.”