"Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't..." - Quote by George Carlin
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.
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“Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.”
“Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit, my friend. It's a near hit! A collision is a near miss. [WHAM! CRUNCH!] "Look, they nearly missed!" "Yes, but not quite.”
“Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.”
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“I've enjoyed the conversations that we've had. [Donald Trump] is somebody who I think is not lacking in confidence.”
“There are means that cannot be excused. And I should like to be able to love my country and still love justice. I don't want just any greatness for it, particularly a greatness born of blood and falsehood. I want to keep it alive by keeping justice alive.”
“Politics is, for me, forgive and -as you may have heard- sometimes forget.”
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“The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopt.”
“The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and takes thought against the day of reckoning.”
“The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly ready, if necessary, to be radical on the conservative side.”