"I'm a very old man.I've had lots..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.”

“Rags, wretchedness, poverty and dirt, those signs and symbols that indicate the presence of [Muslim] rule more surely than the crescent-flag itself, abound.”

“It's so damned humiliating.”

“Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.”

“If you don't like your situation in life, don't fret or worry--do something about it. Worry less, and act more.”

“When enthusiasm runs in the front door, worry runs out the back door.”

“A sense of humor is a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge.”

“Marianne Williamson has written that there are really only two primary emotions in the universe, love and fear. So anytime you're feeling anxious, insecure, worried, angry or resentful, you've left love and entered fear.”

“I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse.”