"If you're looking for messages, try Western..." - Quote by Ernest Hemingway

“When I am working on a book or a story I write every morning as soon after first light as possible. There is no one to disturb you and it is cool or cold and you come to your work and warm as you write.”

“War is not won by victory.”

“Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.”

“Let's tell the truth to people. When people ask, 'How are you?' have the nerve sometimes to answer truthfully. You must know, however, that people will start avaoiding you because, they, too, have knees that pain them and heads that hurt and they don't want to know about yours. But think of it this way: If people avoid you, you will have more time to meditate and do fine research on a cure for whatever truly afflicts you.”

“It is given to few persons to keep this secret well. Those who lay down rules too often break them, and the safest we are able to give is to listen much, to speak little, and to say nothing that that will ever give ground or regret.”

“Someone who does not write books, who thinks a lot, and who lives in unsatisfying society will usually be a good letter- writer.”

“There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.”

“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”

“He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.”