"My husband says I look like a..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“I've never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn't mean for me to have kids so that everybody else's children could be mine.”

“I always think of myself as a working girl.”

“I don't want to throw rice. I want to throw rocks.”

“If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare me a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German, and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.”

“My brother thinks he's a chicken-We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs”

“First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.”

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.”

“Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would haveestablished my identity.”

“It may be remarked in passing that success is an ugly thing. Men are deceived by its false resemblences to merit.”