"I believe in only one thing and..." - Quote by H L Mencken

“There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.”

“Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.”

“Absence is the dark-room in which lovers develop negatives.”

“For freemen like brothers agree; With one spirit endured, they one friendship pursued, And their temple was Liberty Tree”

“For in a government of laws and not of men, no man, however prominent or powerful, and no mob however unruly or boisterous, is entitled to defy a court of law. If this country should ever reach the point where any man or group of men by force or threat of force could long defy the commands of our court and our Constitution, then no law would stand free from doubt, no judge would be sure of his writ, and no citizen would be safe from his neighbors.”

“Coersion, after all, merely captures man. Freedom captivates him.”

“All dese governments and dis this and that, these people that say they're here to help, why them say you cannot smoke the herb? Herb... herb is a plant, you know? And when me check it, me can't find no reason. All them say is, 'it make you rebel'. Against what?”

“There are no rules for felicity.”

“Marriage is but slavery made to appear civilized.”