"The Class Clown album was done totally..." - Quote by George Carlin

“I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.”

“The older you get, the better you realize you were.”

“Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards”

“Prudence must not be expected from a man who is never sober.[Lat., Non est ab homine nunquam sobrio postulanda prudentia.]”

“I never had a drink in my life. I don't smoke or anything.”

“It's a trip when people take sobriety for granted. Feeling trapped in my addiction and then getting sober - you appreciate it so much more, because I didn't know if I would ever know what it's like to feel normal again, ever.”

“Leadership is the challenge to be something more than average.”

“There are always things that I think I wish I could have done better.”

“Failure is an opportunity. If you blame someone else, there is no end to the blame. Therefore the Master fulfills her own obligations and corrects her own mistakes. She does what she needs to do and demands nothing of others.”