"We get what we deserve. They are..." - Quote by George Carlin

“When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?”

“We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.”

“Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.”

“I am convinced that some political and social activities and practices of the Catholic organizations are detrimental and even dangerous for the community as a whole, here and everywhere. I mention here only the fight against birth control at a time when overpopulation in various countries has become a serious threat to the health of people and a grave obstacle to any attempt to organize peace on this planet.”

“The acid test of politics is not what you say at the hustings, but what you actually do in government.”

“The way to get people's votes is to say that all their problems are caused by other people, and that you will stop those other people from giving them trouble. But if you really want to help, then you can tell them the truth and risk losing their votes.”

“What you don't do can be a destructive force.”

“Men grow by having responsibility laid upon them.”

“Thus men will lie on their backs, talking about the fall of man, and never make an effort to get up.”