"Marriage is the only adventure open to..." - Quote by Voltaire

“Nothing is so common as to imitate one's enemies, and to use their weapons.”

“I have seen men incapable of the sciences, but never any incapable of virtue.”

“We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one.”

“My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.”

“My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.”

“Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

“The greatest adventure is what lies ahead.Today and tomorrow are yet to be said.The chances, the changes are all yours to make.The mold of your life is in your hands to break.”

“This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected.”