"Some people see things that are and..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Voting is a meaningless exercise. I'm not going to waste my time with it. These parties, these politicians are given to us as a way of making us feel we have freedom of choice. But we don't. Everything is done to you in this country.”

“I don't see much of a future for this planet. I think it's a cursed planet. The boundaries we've drawn between nations and the profit motive - those two factors have, in my opinion, brought us to the point where almost nothing can stop the utter destruction of the environment and all our earthly life-support systems.”

“I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.”

“One can advise comfortably from a safe port.”

“Every challenge is a disguised opportunity for salvation.”

“No one knows whether death may not be the greatest good that can happen to man.”

“In my view, wholesome pleasure, sport, and recreation are as vital to this nation as productive work and should have a large share in the national budget.”

“All my life I have dealt with objective matters; hence I lack both the natural aptitude and the experience to deal properly with people and to carry out official functions.”

“Make your vacation your vocation.”