"Adults are only obsolete children...." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“And what would you do if you met a jibboo?”

“Once-ler! You're making such smogulous smoke - my poor swomee swans, why they can't sing a note! No one can sing who has smog in his throat.”

“I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.”

“I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.”

“A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.”

“Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless.”

“Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child's eyes, is that the child is usually looking upwards, and few faces are at their best when seen from below.”

“Good children's literature appeals not only to the child in the adult, but to the adult in the child.”

“Always strive to find out what to do by thinking, without asking anybody. If you continually do this, you will soon act like a grown-up woman. For want of doing this, a very great number of grown-up people act like children.”