"I love watching keep-fit videos while munching..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“Years ago when I first started being a big star I had fans that were fanatical. It was when "Jolene" was a big hit.”

“Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort.”

“Don't judge me by the cover, 'cause I'm a real good book.”

“If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it off, and it just gets brighter! That's the exact opposite of what I wanted you to do! So you turn the switch again, and it gets brighter once more! I will break you, light bulb!”

“Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the DMV.”

“Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.”

“We are under exercised as a nation. We look instead of play. We ride instead of walk. Our existence deprives us of the minimum of physical activity essential for healthy living.”

“Wherever You Are, Be ThereOne of the major reasons why we fail to find happiness or to create unique lifestyle is because we have not yet mastered the art of being.”

“Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays.”