"Inside every cynical person, there is a..." - Quote by George Carlin

“We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.”

“The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice!”

“When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.”

“We are better pleased to see those on whom we confer benefits than those from whom we receive them.”

“Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition.”

“Man cannot be satisfied by wealth. Man cannot go beyond his nature, no more than you can jump out of your body.”

“But when a man has had only four hours' sleep he isn't sentimental. He sees things as they are: that is to say, he sees them in the garish light of justice; hideous, witless justice.”

“I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.”

“Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard heart; for, truly, I love none. Beatrice: A dear happiness to women: they would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me. -Much Ado About Nothing”