"I went through the usual stages: imp,..." - Quote by George Carlin
I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.
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“Just as with the man in the fairy tale who turned whatever he touched into gold, with me everything is turned into newspaper clamor.”
“My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.”
“I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!”