"I like happy things, I'm really calm..." - Quote by Eminem

“I will hit a man with glasses.”

“Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?”

“They say that love is powerful as cough syrup and Styrofoam.All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte CarloWith the ugly Kardashian...Lamar, oh, sorry. Yo, we done both set the bar low.”

“Learn how to be happy with what you have while you pursue all that you want.”

“And it can keep you as busy as anything else, and happier.”

“We intend to continue our practice of working only with people whom we like and admire. This policy not only maximizes our chances for good results, it also ensures us an extraordinarily good time.”

“Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you”

“Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.”

“Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line. I've never had a bad line.”