"If parents would only realize how they..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.”

“Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.”

“Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.”

“Never have more children than you have car windows.”

“England, an old and exhausted island, must one day be contented, like other parents, to be strong only in her children.”

“There was a time when the respect and trust my children had for me would have made you sick to your stomach. They believed I could blow on a red traffic light and turn it green.”

“Our children need our presence, not our presents.”

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.”

“Some mothers need happy children; others need unhappy ones-otherwise they cannot prove their maternal virtues.”