"With the fearful strain that is on..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.”

“If both factions, or neither, shall abuse you, you will probably be about right. Beware of being assailed by one and praised by the other.”

“People are just as happy as they choose to be.”

“I would not exchange the laughter of my heart for the fortunes of the multitudes; nor would I be content with converting my tears, invited by my agonized self, into calm. It is my fervent hope that my whole life on this earth will ever be tears and laughter. Tears that purify my heart and reveal to me the secret of life and its mystery, Laughter that brings me closer to my fellow men; Tears with which I join the broken-hearted, Laugher that symbolizes joy over my very existence.”

“If Words are the Lyrics, and Laughter the Melody, then a Relationship becomes a Symphony.”

“I am interested in entertaining people, in bringing pleasure, particularly laughter, to others, rather than being concerned with "expressing" myself with obscure creative impressions.”

“The only thing that feeling bad accomplishes is to plummet you into anxiety, despair, depression, and stress. In such situations, ask yourself in that moment what THOUGHT you can have that will make you feel GOOD!”

“Stress is wanting something to be the way it isn't.”

“Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.”