Laughter Quotes

If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.

Though laughter is allowable, a horse-laugh is abominable.

Sing because this is a food our starving world needs. Laugh because that is the purest sound.

Laughing is the best calorie burner.

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.

Only laughter can blow [a colossal humbug] to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years it was a splendid laugh!

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bills like everything.

Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives.

The cause of laughter is simply the sudden perception of the incongruity between a concept and the real project.

One does not kill by anger but by laughter.

Laughter means: taking a mischievous delight in someone else's uneasiness, but with a good conscience.

I have a great love of animals and laughter.

Children instinctively know that the more laughter we have in our lives, the better.

She laughed, and the sound was so melodic that I knew I wanted to hear it again.

A human being should beware how he laughs, for then he shows all his faults.

Sometimes all you need in love is to make each other happy, to make each other laugh. So long as you can still do that ten years down the line then I think you're gold. Never let the laughter slip from your relationship.

One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. It is not only more effective; it is also vastly more intelligent.

Laughter not only makes the journey endurable and even enjoyable, it also helps keep us healthy.... Be like a child: learn to laugh more!

You cannot struggle to joy. Struggle and joy are not on the same channel. You joy your way to joy. You laugh your way to success. It is through your joy that good things come.

To laugh often and much ... this is to have succeeded. Probably not from Emerson: here's the full quotation and the story.

What does it matter whether I am shown to be right! I am right too much!--And he who laughs best today will also laugh last.

No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go down, and that's when you can slip in a good idea.

I will laugh at the world. And most of all, I will laugh at myself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.

If conversation was the lyrics, laughter was the music, making time spent together a melody that could be replayed over and over without getting stale.

True life lies in laughter, love and work.

Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat... Never take yourself too seriously.

And so long as I can laugh, never will I be poor. This then, is one of nature's greatest gifts and I will waste it no more.

Laughing in full abandonment is very good for your health.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

Beneath the makeup & behind the smile I'm just the girl who wishes for the world. A wise girl kisses, but doesn't love. Listens but dosen't believe. And leaves before she is left. If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything. It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You're not alone.

There's one golden rule to keep before you: laugh about everything and don't bother yourself about the others!

Were't not for laughing, I should pity him.

Laugh and dare to try to love somebody, starting with yourself. You must love yourself first, of course, and you must protect yourself so that nobody overrides you, overrules you, or steps on you. Just say, 'Just a minute. I'm worth everything, dear.'

Behind Joy and Laughter there may be a temperament, coarse, hard and callous. But behind Sorrow there is always Sorrow. Pain, unlike Pleasure, wears no mask.

Laugh and your life will be lengthened for this is the great secret of long life.

If Words are the Lyrics, and Laughter the Melody, then a Relationship becomes a Symphony.

The woman let out an expansive laugh that resounded through the house like a spray of broken glass.

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and when their tuxedos are laughing.

Just as hope rings through laughter, it can also shine through tears.

Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.

Cultivate the habit of laughter.

Laughter is no enemy to learning

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

I will laugh at the world! Never will I allow myself to become so important, so wise, so dignified, so powerful, that I forget how to laugh at myself and my world.And so long as I can Laugh never will I be poor

Learn to laugh at yourselves as one must laugh!

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

Those who laugh often never grow old.

Sometimes I spend all day trying to count the leaves on a single tree... Of course I have to give up, but by then I'm half crazy with the wonder of it--the abundance of the leaves, the quietness of the branches, the hopelessness of my effort. And I am in that delicious and important place, roaring with laughter, full of earth-praise.

A Loud Laugh Bespeaks a Vacant Mind!

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and foget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.

Laughter not time destroyed my voiceAnd put that crack in it,And when the moon's pot-belliedI get a laughing fit.

If the person laughs well, they are a good person.

Laughter can be used to sooth the mind and get rid of those awful thoughts.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.