"A Loud Laugh Bespeaks a Vacant Mind!..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“All lovers swear more performance than they are able, and yet reserve an ability that they never perform; vowing more than the perfection of ten, and discharging less than the tenth part of one.”

“This is his uncle's teaching, this Worcester, Malevolent to you In all aspects, Which makes him prune himself and bristle up The crest of youth against your dignity.”

“If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it; that surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die.”

“Laughing is the best calorie burner.”

“He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much.”

“Laughter can be used to sooth the mind and get rid of those awful thoughts.”

“What is a butterfly? At bestHe's but a caterpiller drest.The gaudy Fop's his picture just.”

“He is not affected by the reality of distress touching his heart, but by the showy resemblance of it striking his imagination. He pities the plumage, but forgets the dying bird.”

“If you fall in love based on zero hours spent with me? That's maybe something to be aware of. That will fade fast. You can't be in love with a google search.”