"You cannot beat a roulette table unless..." - Quote by Albert Einstein

“Human knowledge and skills alone cannot lead humanity to a happy and dignified life. Humanity has every reason to place the proclaimers of high moral standards and values above the discoverers of objective truth.”

“This is a question too difficult for a mathematician. It should be asked of a philosopher"(when asked about completing his income tax form)”

“It is only men who are free, who create the inventions and intellectual works which to us moderns make life worth while.”

“Let's face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short.”

“The more lucidly we think, the more we are cut off: the more deeply we enter into reality, the less we can think.”

“The sower may mistake and sow his peas crookedly; the peas make no mistake, but come up and show his line.”

“Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'”

“Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.”

“Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.”