"Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“If this is the way Queen Victoria treats her prisoners, she doesn't deserve to have any.”

“I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.”

“He is fairer than the morning star, and whiter than the moon. For his body I would give my soul, and for his love I would surrender heaven.”

“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”

“He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.”

“If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.”

“I have a simple taste, only the best.”

“Ah, good taste! What a dreadful thing! Taste is the enemy of creativeness.”

“Sandwich outdoors isn’t a sandwich anymore. Tastes different than indoors, notice? Got more spice. Tastes like mint and pinesap. Does wonders for the appetite.”