"I have never taken any exercise, except..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”

“One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.”

“Once you've put one of his [Henry James] books down, you simply can't pick it up again.”

“I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility.”

“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”

“I were better to be eaten to death with a rust than to be scoured to nothing with perpetual motion.”

“Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.”

“I'm past doing one chin-up more than I did the day before. I just kind of do what I feel like.”

“Get Health. No labor, effort nor exercise that can gain it must be grudged.”