"It all began with a shoe on..." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“Out there things can happen, and frequently do, To people as brainy and footsy as you. And when things start to happen, don't worry, don't stew. Just go right along, you'll start happening too!”

“When at last we are sure, You've been properly pilled, Then a few paper forms, Must be properly filled. So that you and your heirs, May be properly billed.”

“The moon was out and I saw some sheep.I saw some sheep take a walk in their sleep.By the light of the moon, by the light of a star,They walked all night from near to far.I would never walk, I would take a car.”

“The beginning is the most important part, especially when dealing with anything young and tender.”

“beginnings are usually scary, and endings are usually sad, but its everything in between that makes it all worth living.”

“A journey of a thousand miles starts in front of your feet.A tower nine stories high is built from a small heap of earth.A journey of a thousand miles starts in front of your feet.”

“Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can't do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.”

“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”

“2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.”