"When I had a job catering, I..." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center.”

“When you're a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend it's really boring, but it's not. It's enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And then when you're a working mother you have to pretend that you feel guilty all day long.”

“It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up in my comedy work and just go all out, take chances, and have fun with the performance aspect of that.”

“Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.”

“Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.”

“I've given offense by saying I'd as soon write free verse as play tennis with the net down.”