"Lord, I could not endure a husband..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“Courage mounteth with occasion.”

“Earth-treading stars that make dark heaven light”

“The gray-eyed morn smiles on the frowning night,Checkering the eastern clouds with streaks of light.”

“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”

“Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.”

“A thrifty housewife is better than a great income. A good wife and health are a man's best wealth.”

“Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process.”

“My doctors told me this morning my blood pressure is down so low that I can start reading the newspapers.”

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.”