"Youth, what a pity to waste it..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go to the theatre to be moved to laughter, not to be tickled or bustled into it.”

“The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible.”

“Science is always simple and always profound. It is only the half-truths that are dangerous.”

“The youth of the present day are quite monstrous. They have absolutely no respect for dyed hair.”

“All I know is that young boys sleep late and hard.”

“It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.”

“Youth longs and manhood strives, but age remembers.”

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”

“When you're older you want to learn from other people.”