"I like my food dry. Not sick,..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde
I like my food dry. Not sick, not even dying, dead.
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“Life under a good government is rarely dramatic; life under a bad government is always so.”
“Anybody can write a three-volume novel. It merely requires a complete ignorance of both life and literature.”
“Mere color, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways.”
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“The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.”
“There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge).”
“I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?”
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“There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M.”
“I don't mind what the opposition say of me so long as they don't tell the truth about me. But when they descend to telling the truth about me I consider that this is taking an unfair advantage.”
“When hecklers stand up, I get a mental jump for joy. It gives me something to get my teeth into - and the audiences love it.”