"The Internet is the most important single..." - Quote by Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
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“You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge University in England; exactly how many sodas are available in certain vending machines at certain major universities; and much, much more.”
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