"I can't explain why a bride buys..." - Quote by Lou Holtz

“Coaching is about helping young people have a chanceto succeed. There is no more awesome responsibilitythan that. One of the greatest honors a person can haveis being called 'Coach.'”

“If you make a fist and hold it for two hours, you won't be able to pick up a glass because you'll be so weak. Let's stay loose. Let's have fun.”

“You can pay people to perform, but you can't pay people to excel.”

“In an article on Bunyan lately published in the "Contemporary Review" - the only article on the subject worth reading on the subject I ever saw (yes, thank you, I am familiar with Macaulay's patronizing prattle about "The Pilgrim's Progress") etc.”

“I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.”

“Congress, after years of stalling, finally got around to clearing the way for informal discussions that might lead to possible formal talks that could potentially produce some kind of tenative agreements.”

“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.”

“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”

“A man would always wish to give a woman a better home than the one he takes her from; and he who can do it, where there is no doubt of her regard, must, I think, be the happiest of mortals.”