"I also saw a huge expansion of..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“Be advised that there is no parking in Europe.”

“I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.”

“I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.”

“I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards. I erased the all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank."”

“Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.”

“I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.”

“To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.”

“I've got to tell you, the Internet is a place you go when you want to turn your brain on, and television is a place you go when you want to turn your brain off. I'm not at all convinced that the twain will meet.”

“The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other.”