"It's not that I'm so clever, it..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“The lesson intended by an author is hardly ever the lesson the world chooses to learn from his book.”

“Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.”

“I can't control what life did to me, but I can control how I react. Therein lies the difference.”

“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”

“Hillary Clinton possesses an extraordinary intelligence and a remarkable work ethic. I am proud that she will be our next secretary of state.”

“My idea of good company is the company of clever, well-informed people who have a great deal of conversation; that is what I call good company.”

“I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls.”

“Thinking, or more precisely identification with thinking, gives rise to and maintains the ego, which, in our Western society in particular, is out of control. It believes it is real and tries hard to maintain its supremacy. Negative states of mind, such as anger, resentment, fear, envy, and jealousy, are products of the ego.”

“Everyone believes in his youth that the world really began with him, and that all merely exists for his sake.”