"As you know, birds do not have..." - Quote by Dave Barry
As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
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“The c**k isn't a muscle so it doesn't grow in relation to the shoulders, say, or the pectorals. You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure.”
“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”