"If this is coffee, please bring me..." - Quote by Abraham Lincoln

“Great men are ordinary men with extra ordinary determination.”

“If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance.”

“A lawyer's time and advice are his(her) stock in trade.”

“How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?”

“The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.”

“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”