"I want my food dead. Not sick,..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“Illusion is the first of all pleasures.”

“And when wind and winter harden All the loveless land, It will whisper of the garden, You will understand.”

“That very concentration of vision and intensity of purpose which is the characteristic of the artistic temperament is in itself a mode of limitation. To those who are preoccupied with the beauty of form nothing else seems of much importance.”

“The way to anybody's heart is through a thoughtfully-prepared, beautifully-executed, lovingly-presented meal.”

“England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.”

“I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.”

“Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.”

“There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!”

“Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.”