"That is just the way with some..." - Quote by Mark Twain

“Humor is tragedy plus time.”

“Ignorance is not, not knowing something. It is knowing what isn't so.”

“No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.”

“We hurt people that love us, love people that hurt us”

“Probably every new and eagerly expected garment ever put on since clothes came in, fell a trifle short of the wearer's expectation.”

“Everyone takes pleasure in returning small obligations, many people acknowledge moderate ones; but there are only a scarce few who do not pay great ones with ingratitude.”

“If he who does not know kept silent, discord would cease.”

“Between knowledge of what really exists and ignorance of what does not exist lies the domain of opinion. It is more obscure than knowledge, but clearer than ignorance.”

“As if there were safety in stupidity alone”