"If you look at photos of the..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense of having nuclear missiles.”

“Your job is to give people a reason to keep reading.”

“The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.”

“Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?”

“Every woman is wrong until she cries.”

“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

“A totalitarian state is in effect a theocracy, and its ruling caste, in order to keep its position, has to be thought of as infallible. But since, in practice, no one is infallible, it is frequently necessary to rearrange past events in order to show that this or that mistake was not made, or that this or that imaginary triumph actually happened.”

“If ever there was a holy war, it was that which saved our liberties and gave us independence.”

“Unless we change our ways and our direction, our greatness as a nation will soon be a footnote in the history books, a distant memory of an offshore island, lost in the mist of time like Camelot, remembered kindly for its noble past.”