"Nobody cares if you can't dance well...." - Quote by Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
More by Dave Barry
“The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns.”
“The books all say that barracuda rarely eat people, but very few barracuda can read.”
“Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spiderwebs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.”
More on Freedom
“Education is the cornerstone of liberty.”
“Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.”
“Half the walk is but retracing our steps. We should go forth on the shortest walk, perchance, in the spirit of undying adventure, never to return-prepared to send beck our embalmed hearts only as relics to our desolate kingdoms. If you are ready to leave father and mother, brother and sister, and wife and child and friends and never see them again,-if you have paid your debts and made your will, and settled your affairs and are a free man, then you are ready for a walk.”
More on Self Expression
“The continual awareness of what was going on made me feel ashamed I wasn't saying anything. I burst out because I could no longer play that game any more, it was just too much for me.”
“I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.”
“I don't mind telling a dark side.”