"Please do not shoot the pianist. He..." - Quote by Oscar Wilde

“Knowledge would be fatal. It is the uncertainty that charms one. A mist makes things wonderful.”

“Yes, there is a terrible moral in 'Dorian Gray' - a moral which the prurient will not be able to find in it, but it will be revealed to all whose minds are healthy. Is this an artistic error? I fear it is. It is the only error in the book.”

“There is only one class in the community that thinks more about money than the rich, and that is the poor. The poor can think of nothing else.”

“Failure is often the line of least persistence.”

“How long should you try? Until.”

“Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.”

“Leadership is all about getting results.”

“He that plays the king shall be welcome- his Majesty shallhave tribute of me; the adventurous knight shall use his foil andtarget; the lover shall not sigh gratis; the humorous man shallend his part in peace; the clown shall make those laugh whoselungs are tickle o' th' sere; and the lady shall say her mindfreely, or the blank verse shall halt fort.”

“I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.”