"There comes a time in a man's..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.”

“Earnest is our dog. She senses instantly that something is wrong, and guided by that timeless and unerring nurturing instinct that all female dogs have, she tries to lick my ears off.”

“I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.”

“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

“I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.”

“Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.”

“Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.”

“My ties and ballasts leave me - I travel - I sail - My elbows rest in the sea-gaps. I skirt the sierras. My palms cover continents - I am afoot with my vision.”

“Life is a daring adventure or nothing.”